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Thursday, January 15, 2009

 

It's Not a Frickin' Miracle


US Air Flight 1549 from Laguardia to Charlotte, North Carolina, went down a little while ago, immediately after take off. The pilots had to ditch in the Hudson. Probable cause—engines clobbered by a flock of geese.

Reports say everyone is off the plane, safe, and accounted for. What great news!

Unfortunately commentators and interviewee experts are letting fly with the word miracle.

What an insult to all the peole who made the water landing and courageous rescue possible!

It's not a frickin' miracle! It's a human triumph! The practical result of lots of cool-headed, steady-handed piloting. Witnesses call the landing a smooth descent.

Pilots were backed, no doubt, by the right response of well-trained flight attendants. The passengers must have behaved admirably as well. An image shows some standing calmly on a wings as rescue boats gather to take them on board.

Behind all today's professionalism and even heroism is years of disciplined design, thorough planning, and creativity on the part of dedicated people.

The Coast Gurard, NYPD and fire, commercial craft, Circle Line... they all pitched in. And after the follow-up investigation, we'll learn more from this incident and make even more safety improvements.

In short, so many people worked so hard to make the emergency end well, that the thick and flimsy word miracle and numskull phrases like truly a miracle are an insult to all who made the success happen.

Now if all the luggage is returned to their owners, that would be a miracle.

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Comments:
what a punch line LOL!!!!!!
 
you ought to send this to Jon Stewart c/o TheDaily Show or become one of his writers - right up his alley and as a New Yorker would love this one!
 
Thanks, Peter. I agree and also can't stand the use of the term "miracle" to describe extraordinary events or mere coincidences.
 
I agree. Don't these people have any faith it the human race? Why is it so unbelievable that people, without the help of a higher power, can pull something like that off? Perhaps a bit of luck was involved, but not a miracle.
 
The luggage return is definitely where the miracle will happen!
 
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-plane-crash-miracle,0,7626808.story

word up
 
......... and don't forget the "heros". They now join almost everybody who wears any kind of uniform.
 
In addition to similar observations in the Chicago Tribune by Rex Huppke, "Have we set the bar too low for miracles?" I found this, "Safe Landing in Hudson River: Not a Friggin' Miracle!" by Craig A. James in the Religion Virus.
 
Just found this:
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. 
—Albert Einstein
 

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